One of my early posts was entitled “Hotel etiquette” (http://wp.me/p1rllI-2l) and I would strongly advise readers to have a look through it, as I do believe it is important to behave correctly when visiting an Escort in a hotel.
In this post I shall discuss some of the other considerations for meeting in a hotel, as well as giving a some of my experiences of a few meetings I have had in these settings.
Finding the perfect location
Most of my hotel meetings have been as an incall, that is to say the lady has arranged the room, as I really do not have the time to make use of the room if I book it. To date, I have booked a room just the once!
There are some websites which can assist if you want a room, particularly if it is only for a few hours. Here are but a few:
Considerations for finding a suitable venue
Irrespective of who books, what are the key considerations when looking for a perfect venue? Here are a few to bear in mind:
- Is it discreet?
- Is it clean?
- An easy entrance and exit from premises
- No key-only areas
- How early you can check in
- Do they offer “Day Rooms”
- Location
- Price
- A little affordable luxury?
- Transport links
- Parking
Personal preferences
Generally, I prefer to meet a lady in a nice upmarket hotel which befits the lady and the occasion. As the room has been arranged by the lady I always make a point of offering a contribution towards the room cost or, if she has booked it solely for our meeting, I will pay for it. This may or may not be a normal protocol, but it is my personal preference.
As hotel rooms in Central London can be very expensive, depending on the location and the time of booking, I feel by making a contribution it means we can afford a bit of luxury.
A meeting is a special event for me, so to meet in some elegant surroundings makes it an even more memorable one and adds to the sense of escapism, even if it is only for a few hours.
Generally, I prefer the location to be a larger hotel as they are more anonymous than some of their smaller counterparts and, as such, offer a greater degree of discretion.
Whilst some small boutique hotels are very chic, they are not always the easiest to enter and leave from without raising interest from the reception.
Issues
As far as I am concerned, the greatest issue with hotels is their size. As I stated above under “preferences”, I like to be able to blend in and to avoid any awkward moments in entering and leaving. Certainly the larger hotels afford greater anonymity.
Another issue is accessing guest areas, as increasingly more hotels now have either lift or floor access restricted to room key holders only. When I have been in one of these hotels, it has required a greater degree of communication to ensure smooth movement around.
I have had a few occasions where Housekeeping have walked in during our liaisons, so I would strongly recommend always double checking both the door is locked and the “Do not disturb” sign are clearly displayed!
To preserve discretion I feel it is best to put the television or radio on to drown out some of the noise of one’s passion, particularly if it is a very boisterous session! On the flip side, I am sure we have all been in a neighbouring room when someone else has been in full flow and it is easy to understand why it may get some people’s back up and cause them to complain!
Experiences
Here are a few of my more amusing experiences in hotels:
Chain gang
On a very recent booking, a lady had booked an hotel in Central London. I said I knew it and went to meet. She text me the room number and as I was about to go in, I had a sixth sense moment! No, I didn’t see “dead people, everywhere!”, I suddenly twigged something was not quite right.
On double checking the address, it was the right hotel, but the wrong number in the street! A quick check on Google and phone call to the lady to confirm and I realised there were two hotels of the same name, in the same chain, on the same street!
I made my way to the meeting without further incident, but I did wonder afterwards at what point would it have become clear if I had gone into the wrong hotel?!
Loose lips
On one occasion when I met my two favourite ladies for one of our regular naughty threesomes in our usual hotel, we decided to have lunch in the bar first.
We were very discreet, despite having a laugh we were looking like we were there for a business meeting, particularly as I kept calling one of the ladies “the boss” in front of the staff.
All was fine until the barman brought our drinks over. “The boss” did not see him approaching as she was telling us about an errant friend and said “he’s such a vagina!” at the exact moment the guy was by our table. Despite a slight language barrier, I think this translates pretty readily into every language!
Festive hangover
Probably the most lingering hotel experience I have had was with the same lady just before Christmas 2010, which turned into a near death experience for both of us!
We met in our usual haunt, but only just! Driving to the meeting we went through a blizzard, where visibility went from normal to a complete whiteout in the space of a few metres, which was pretty scary. However, this was not the near death experience!
We both made it to the hotel; I guess neither of us were to be deterred from som festive frolicking by a bit of an arctic turn!
We met and it was a lovely occasion in every way. However, the following day we both went down with the most awful flu, which rendered us both bedridden (sadly not together) for two weeks, knocking out the whole of the Christmas period!
We are convinced it was something in the air conditioning and we then spent the following weeks sending each other silly, often delirious texts.
A festive hangover indeed! Not the normal sort, but this lady was worth it! How is our 2011 meeting going to top this, I ask myself………….with just the merest hint of trepidation!
Great tips, as always. Thanks CP Love the anecdotes too